Al kisah...tersebutlah kisah...sang kancil beramai2..toyyibbb,,..ap daaa..meriah weyh..meriah..aku bkn nk cakap pasal meriah..tp aku nk cakap pasal...ok..cerita dia cm ni..lapaq punya pasai..aku pun plan nk kluaq la..p mkn!!..ajak housemate dia pun dh makn..sorang pun sorang la..lone ranger mmg sorang2 ja jd hero..macho siot jln sorg2..:P...(jgn dengki)..yang nk jd crita..terasa nk mkan nasi kandaq...nasi kandaq beratuq beb...d tgh2 bandar rya megalopolis kangaq ni..adik sikit ja dr nasik kandaq line klia penang..bygkan..pergh..tp punya la ramai..x dak tmpt nk duduk..jadi aku pun pikiaq..punya pikiaq...x pa la..p jln2 dlu...lol..toing3..aku lupa nk bwk kain pelikat..lalalala..kain pelikat..lalalala...so nk p cri kain..mlm2..mana nk adaa..tup2..trtgk pasar rya "wah sial"..(mati kena saman ngn tokey dia kalau tokey dia tau)..aku pun ap lg..menapak laaa...
maka..crita pun bermula...masuk ja..aku tgk..ad cashier..ad la mcm promoter..sorg cun..sorg lg mmg mcm nk kena sepak ja gya...aku pun p la kt tmpt yg muka mcm nk kena pnyepak...cey...cey..smp2.."HYE...WELCOME!"..pergh..skeping uuu...tp x pe..wa ckp..hye..TQ2..
ttibe..."TODAY IS MEDICAL DAY!!!"..aku terpikiaq..ap kejadah plak today is medical day..dgn muka mcm nk bengang..aku senyum la jgk...tup2..."U ADAAA PAHAM KA WA CAKAP???"..aish..men kasaq nmpk maknya ni...oooo..hg nk tunjuk terar...x pa2..dgn english aku yg standard drjah 5..ku gagahkah jua.."YES AUNTIE..WHT DO U MEAN BY MEDICAL DAY????"...hangin dah ni..."DO U HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME TODAY?...OR SPECIAL DISCOUNT???"...amik hg..igt aku x reti ka..(padahal sikit2 ja..nk tunjuk pandai punya pasai..ku tibai)..terus dia jawab.."NO LAAA..TODAY KN MONDAY...START WITH M..SO I SAID MEDICAL"..WTH!!!!!...x dak kena mengena...dh tu siap ty lg.."ARE U POLICEMAN SIR?..OR TEACHER?"..aku jwb.."Y?..I LOOK LIKE A POLICEMAN?...".NO LAAA....JUST ASKING2...IF NOT POLICE..MAY BE U RE TEACHER OR GOVERMENT WORKERS"..sial byk plak ty maknya ni...aku jwb.."NO NEED TO KNOW MY JOB!!"..TOP SECRET...hahah..trus maknya tu blah..sblum tu dia smpt lg..saja maaa..mau ckp sma lu org..aku pun amik kain..trus p kaunter..bongok..agak2 la..kalau pun nk blajar ckp..x yh la nk underestimate sgt..smp ty lu paham ka x paham ap yg dia ckp..ayaarkkkk...
bg aku..x salah nk blajar..tp kena la tgk keadaan...dh tu jgn la nk tunjuk sgt hebat tu..hangin2...
#mood..hangin satu badan...lapaq punya pasal..aku tunggu jgk kt nasi kandaq beratur...itu rupanya pandagn bangsa lain kt bangsa melayu...ish3..
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